A person who never travels believes his mother's cooking is the best in the world. (African proverb

Travel like Gandhi, with simple clothes, open eyes and an uncluttered mind. (Rick Steves)

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. (Steven Wright)

A man, a plan, a canal: Panama. (Leigh Mercer)

Prague is like a vertical Venice - steps everywhere. (Penelope Gilliatt)

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one. (George Mikes)

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. (Julia Child)

Trust in Allah, but tie your camel. (Muslim proverb)

The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff. (Britney Spears)

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. (Ken Dodd)

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. (Charles Schultz)

New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human. (Barry Humphries)

Somewhere, a long way away, people are doing sensible things like mowing lawns and digging gardens. (Michael Palin)

Latins are tenderly enthusiastic. In Brazil they throw flowers at you. In Argentina they throw themselves. (Marlene Dietrich)

Latins are tenderly enthusiastic. In Brazil they throw flowers at you. In Argentina they throw themselves. (Marlene Dietrich)